the olympics

it seems, at first, that the olympics should be like the epitome of sports; every male's wet dream. but it doesn't really seem to work out that way. actually, the olympics are kinda queer if you really think about it. the whole point of sports is sitting around, drinking beer with your buds, shouting at your college alma mater or hometown's team. but with the olympics you're rooting for...america? patriotism makes me feel like an asshole. girls drool over michael phelps and watch beach volleyball all day. that's not sports. that's pansy stuff. i don't get the olympics, but really i don't care either. it's kind of like a watered-down fabrication of "sports". more for show.